Graffiti in Men’s Restrooms

Warning: viewer discretion is strongly advised…

(1)

Some come to sit and think.

Some come to shit and stink.

Some come to scratch their balls,

and read the bullshit on the walls.

(2)

Here I sit, all broken hearted,

came to shit but only farted.

Then one day, I took a chance,

tried to fart and shit my pants.

(3)

Everybody pisses on the floor.

Now be a hero and shit on the ceiling.

(4)

Here I sit all cold and dirty,


killing time until 4:30.

(5)

Record breaking shit in progress….

(6)

We aim to please. You aim too, please!

(7)

Killing for peace is like fucking for chastity.

(8)

What are you looking up on the wall for?

The real joke is in your hand…

(9)

A man must have great ambition in life to have to write his name on the wall of a bathroom stall..

(10)

He who said that sex was the best feeling in the world has never really, really, really, really needed to take a shit!!!